I’m a sucker for dirty, despicable celebrity gossip just like many other twenty-something women in the United States, but I choose my gossip with care. There’s certainly a line that shouldn’t be crossed and frankly I don’t want to hear about the botched plastic surgery of just any blonde bimbo. Unless it’s a celebrity I can relate to, or at least find mildly interesting, I don’t care. I’ll never understand why gossip magazines continue to put the most boring characters around on the cover. Below is a list of celebrities I’d trade my prized audi tt parts for if they would fall off the face of the earth so I’m no longer forced to look at their faces while I’m waiting in the grocery store check out line.

Jessica Simpson

I find any publicity Jessica Simpson receives these days just plain sad. I’m not sure if she’s aware that paparazzi only follow her around with the intent of getting a shot of her absolute worst angle so they can splash it over all the magazines with the words “fat old cow” placed somewhere within the title. I don’t mean to completely hate on Jessica, she seems like a sweet (albeit rather simple) southern girl, I just wish she would completely fall off the radar. I’m not sure why she’s even still aruond. She doesn’t make good music, she isn’t that attractive anymore and frankly she seems all kinds of desperate and that depresses me. Go away Jessica, please just go away.

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